Goose Island GlassesPeter Key2023-04-02T08:17:33+01:00
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2 x Goose Island Glasses (pint)
When life gives you Goose Island 2 Pint Glasses, you brace yourself for a “blast” of a time! One brave soul embarked on a sudsy adventure, armed with a single nucleated pint glass. But alas, our valiant dishwasher warrior fell in its first battle against the soapy tides. The glass, now a glorious mosaic of shimmering shards, left no note, no clue, as to whether it was prepared for such a treacherous journey. So here’s to you, Goose Island Glass, may your memory forever sparkle in the great dishwasher in the sky. 🍻💥
Introducing Laurie’s Pub and Bar Accessories: where festive cheer meets “glass”terpiece! With a whopping 283 grams of glass, these Christmas and birthday-themed vessels hold a staggering 1.0 milliliter of your favorite libation. Whether you’re toasting to baby Jesus or blowing out birthday candles, prepare for the ultimate taste-test of moderation. Remember, good things come in small (and very, very tiny) packages! 🍸🎄🎂
Get your grip on with these Goose Island Beer glasses! They’ve got a logo on the front and a fancy ‘Est 1988 Chicago, Il’ on the back – so you can drink in style and geography. Plus, the nonic design means you can hold on tight to your beer, even if you’ve had a few too many. Cheers to that!
Well, well, well, look who’s got some fancy glasses with a nice ‘substantial feel’! And to top it off, they arrived quickly too – talk about a win-win. But wait, what’s this? A gift that didn’t live up to the picture hype? Sorry buddy, looks like you’ve got a case of buyer’s remorse. Better luck next time!
Sorry kiddos, this one’s for the adults – if you’re under 18, go grab a juice box instead. But for those of legal drinking age, get ready to feel fancy with your very own Goose Island glass beer stein. Just make sure to wash it by hand, because apparently, it’s too good for the dishwasher. And with a 0.5L capacity, you’ll be able to enjoy your brew responsibly… or not so responsibly, we won’t judge.